Ready to pour some laughter into your day? These drinking puns are shaken, stirred, and served with a twist of humor! Whether you’re sipping on wine, chugging beer, or enjoying a fancy cocktail, these clever wordplays will make any happy hour even happier.
Perfect for party captions, bar jokes, or just to impress your drinking buddies, this list of 1033+ drinking puns is the ultimate toast to fun. So grab your glass, say cheers, and let’s dive into the funniest drink puns that will leave you buzzed with laughter!
🎄 Christmas Drinking Puns
- Sleigh my name, sleigh my name when no one is around you, pour me some champagne 🎅
- I’m dreaming of a wine Christmas 🍷
- Jingle bells, tequila smells, rum is on its way 🛎️
- Have your ‘elf’ a merry little cocktail 🍸
- All I want for Christmas is brews 🍺
- Mistle-toast to the holidays 🥂
- Let’s get lit like a Christmas tree and a bottle of vodka 🎄
- Santa’s little helper needs a drink 🍹
- Don’t be a grinch, pour me a pinch 🥃
- Yule be sorry if we run out of wine ⛄
- Festivi-tequila all the way! 🌮
- Sleigh responsibly this holiday season 🛷
- I’m on the naughty list—cheers to that 🍻
- Tinsel in one hand, wine in the other ✨
- Wishing you a Merlot Christmas and a Hoppy New Year 🍇
🎃 Halloween Drinking Puns
- Boos and booze, that’s how I roll 👻
- Witch better have my wine 🧙
- I’m just here for the boos 🍾
- Pick your poison… I’ll have vodka 🧪
- Ghouls just wanna have rum 💀
- Trick or tequila? 🎃
- Hocus pocus and pour us a focus 🪄
- Time to get sheet-faced 👻
- Creepin’ it real with cocktails 🧉
- Boo-ze cruise anyone? 🚢
- Wine flies when you’re haunting 🍷
- Don’t make me hex you without a shot 🔮
- I’m brew-tiful when I’m tipsy 🍺
- This potion’s got a real bite 🧛
- Monster mash and martinis 🍸
😂 Funny Drinking Puns
- Sip happens, just wine about it 🍷
- I make pour decisions daily 🥃
- Alcohol you later 🍹
- Whiskey me away from this stress 🌀
- You had me at Merlot 💘
- Let the fun be-gin 🍸
- Beer me up, Scotty 🚀
- I can’t adult today, I’m wine-ing 🍇
- You’re the lime to my tequila 🍋
- Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder 💚
- Too lit to quit 🔥
- It’s five o’clock somewhere, right? 🕔
- Keep calm and barley on 🌾
- I like my humor dry—like my martini 🍸
- Life is brewtiful 🍺
😎 Drinking Puns One Liners
- Time flies when you’re chugging 🍻
- Hit me with your best shot 🥃
- Sip me baby one more time 💃
- My blood type is IPA 🍺
- Rum away with me 🍹
- Pour the drama away 🍷
- Beer pressure made me do it 🍺
- No wine left behind 🍇
- I’m fluent in slurred speech 🗣️
- Save water, drink cocktails 💦
- I need a beer hug 🤗
- We go together like vodka and regret 😅
- Pour decisions make great stories 📖
- I’m proof you can’t drink dignity 🍸
- Gin-uinely having a great time 🐧
🦃 Thanksgiving Drinking Puns
- Gobble till you wobble—and then pour 🍷
- Talk turkey and pass the bourbon 🦃
- I’m thankful for this wine 🍇
- Feast mode: activated with shots 🦾
- Pie-eyed and grateful 🥧
- Thankful, blessed, and wine-obsessed 🍷
- Cranberry sauce pairs well with vodka 😉
- It’s a pluckin’ good time to drink 🦃
- Gravy’s not the only thing getting poured 🥣
- This family needs wine, stat 🩺
- Turkey trot? More like whiskey walk 🥃
- Gobble gobble, sip sip 🍸
- Butterballin’ with beer 🍺
- Let’s get basted 🦃
- Toast to turkey and tolerance 🥂
🐶 Dog Drinking Puns
- Paws and pour 🍷
- Hair of the dog? Don’t mind if I do 🐾
- Let’s raise the woof with some shots 🐶
- Unleashed and unbottled 🍾
- This dog needs a daiquiri 🐕
- I’m just fetching another beer 🍺
- Barking up the cocktail tree 🌴
- Pup, sip, repeat 🐾
- My bark-tini is shaken, not stirred 🍸
- Lick it, sip it, love it 🐶
- Who let the shots out? 🔥
- A tail-wagging good time 🍹
- Canine and wine 🍇
- Mutt’s my drink of choice? 🐕
- Let’s get pug-faced 🐾
⛳ Golf Drinking Puns
- Par-tee time with prosecco ⛳
- I like big putts and I cannot lie 🍺
- Hole in one, shot in hand 🕳️
- Tee-quila time! 🏌️
- Caddy and cocktails 🥂
- Fairway to heaven 🍸
- Fore-play and four shots 🏌️♂️
- Birdie juice on tap 🐦
- Grip it and sip it 🍷
- Gimme a shot and a mulligan 🥃
- The 19th hole is my favorite 🍺
- Driver in one hand, beer in the other 🚗
- Swing hard, drink harder ⛳
- Ace of ales 🍺
- Double bogey, double whiskey 🥃
⚖️ Lawyer Drinking Puns
- I rest my case… of wine 🍷
- Bar exam? I passed the whiskey one 🧑⚖️
- Objection—this glass is empty! 🍸
- Hung jury, hungover tomorrow ⚖️
- Guilty of over-pouring 🥃
- Habeas pour-pus 🏛️
- Trial by fireball 🔥
- Briefs and beers 🍺
- Legal-ly buzzed 📚
- Defendant needs a drink 🍹
- Motion to refill sustained 🧾
- Court adjourned—let’s drink 🍷
- Judged by twelve, wasted by five 👨⚖️
- Alco-lawyer in session 🍺
- Verdict: intoxicating fun 🍸
🥂 Conclusion
If you’re toasting to the holidays, teeing off on the golf course, or just unleashing your inner party animal, these drinking puns deliver the perfect mix of clever and cheeky. Use them in your captions, convos, or even cocktail menus to raise your pun game—and your glass. Cheers to laughter on tap!
