Armor up for laughter! These 1051+ knight puns are here to slay your boredom and rescue your humor from the darkest dungeons. Whether you’re looking for wordplay worthy of a noble scroll, or just need some pun-chlines that joust hit different — this collection is shining bright like polished chainmail.
Perfect for captions, memes, fantasy fans, or just a pun-loving squire in search of LOLs — these knight puns are legendary. ⚔️🛡️
🗡️ Knight Puns One Liners
- I’m not a morning person, I’m a mourning knight ☕
- That’s a knightmare come true 😱
- He’s a knight to remember 🌟
- I knighted you… in shining punmor 😂
- You’ve got to knight it to win it 🏆
- Every time I shine my armor, I reflect on my past 🪞
- Sir Prize is my favorite title 🎁
- Don’t joust with me today ⚔️
- He’s not rude, he’s just knightly blunt 🛡️
- I have a sworded past 🗡️
- I’m feeling a bit chain-mailed today 📬
- Let’s lance this problem together 💉
- My sense of humor is medieval at best 🏰
- Knight shifts are always the darkest 🌑
- Armed and hilarious 🔥
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🌙 Moon Knight Puns
- I’m just a phase… like Moon Knight 🌕
- My personality has more shifts than Moon Knight 🌀
- Don’t diss me, I moon back 🌘
- I’m the knight you see coming at dusk 🌒
- Call me Moon Knight because I’ve got layers 🧠
- Split personality? More like split hilarity 😆
- My mood swings are MCU-approved 🎬
- He’s lunarly nonsensical🌙
- That’s my moonifest destiny 🚀
- I keep things marvel-ously dark 🦸
- Crescent kicks and comedic tricks 🥋
- Don’t leave me in your dark side 🌚
- Feeling knighted by the moon’s grace 🌔
- He’s a moon-o-logue away from therapy 🛋️
- I’m orbiting around this punchline 😂
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🤴 Sir Knight Puns
- Sir Real is how I like my humor 🎩
- Call me Sir Loin, I’m well done 🍖
- Sir Rendered without a fight 🏳️
- Sir Cumference had a round personality ⚪
- Sir Tainly, that pun was regal 👑
- I’m Sir Prised you laughed 🤭
- Sir Castic and proud of it 💅
- Sir Tified pun master 🏅
- Sir Round Sounding jokes all day 📣
- I’m Sir Tenly ready for battle 🗡️
- Sir Realism is overrated ✨
- Sir Mount of dad jokes is high 😄
- Sir Passingly witty 😎
- Sir Vival expert of puns 💀
- All hail Sir Puns-a-lot 👏
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🧩 Hollow Knight Puns
- Bugging out like Hollow Knight 🐞
- My mood is hollow but my puns are full 😆
- That joke hit me in the soul vessel 💔
- I’m not lost, just deep in Hallownest 🕳️
- This pun echoes forever 🌀
- Nail it like Hollow Knight! 🗡️
- Puns from the abyss 👻
- Don’t mask your laughter 😷
- Shade happens 🌑
- My words sting like a vengeful spirit 🐝
- Dreaming of better puns 💤
- I’m void of remorse but full of puns 😈
- That joke was pure essence 💫
- Buzz off, I’m resting at a bench 🪑
- I’m grubbing with laughter 🐛
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♟️ White Knight Puns OSR
- He’s the whitest knight of them all 🌟
- Polishing my rep like a white knight 🧼
- OSRS humor so good it needs prayer XP 🙏
- I’ll defend your honor… and my KD ratio 🛡️
- That joke was pure rune-tic 😂
- Saradomin approved this pun ⚖️
- I’m not simping, I’m just knighting 💘
- My loyalty is trimmed in white 🧵
- His armor is whiter than my GPA 📖
- White knight: blocking bad vibes since forever ✋
- I bring honor to PvP 😂
- My justice stat is maxed 📜
- That pun was granite-tier 🪨
- You wield wit like a godsword ⚔️
- Laughs brighter than a Saradomin light 💡
☠️ Death Knight Puns
- I’m dying to make you laugh 💀
- Deathly funny, knightly done ⚔️
- This humor is six feet pun-der ⚰️
- Unholy jokes, max DPS 💣
- I chill with the Lich King sometimes ❄️
- Grave humor is my specialty 🪦
- My puns slay—literally 😈
- Darkness falls but I rise… with jokes 🌑
- Rotting away your sadness 😂
- I’m ghoul-ty of good wordplay 👻
- Necro-mancing my comedic timing 🧙
- This isn’t a phase, it’s a re-death 🌀
- Frostbitten and funny 🧊
- My punchlines are fatal blows 🩸
- I live, I pun, I perish ☠️
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🎮 Runescape Knight Puns
- I’d quest just to hear you laugh 🗺️
- This armor comes with max charisma 😎
- I’m the knight of your Rune-heart ❤️
- That pun was Rune-markable 🪙
- Can’t spell ‘hero’ without XP 💯
- I’m wielding a dragon dagger of jokes 🐉
- Rune for one more laugh? 🏃
- Puns with full mithril protection ⚔️
- Fishing for laughs in Lumbridge 🐟
- My humor is trimmed like my armor ✨
- I woodcut through awkward silence 🌲
- Alching bad jokes into gold 🪙
- That joke had high combat level 🧠
- Slayer of bad puns 🧟
- Let’s mine some more punchlines ⛏️
🏰 Medieval Knight Puns
- My jokes go joust far enough 🤺
- Living la vida knight-a 🌃
- Armor-ed with laughter 🛡️
- Thou shalt not un-laugh 🎭
- My sword’s not the only thing sharp ⚔️
- Ye olde dad jokes are best 😂
- Call me the Punce of Camelot 👑
- My humor is as strong as chainmail 💪
- The pun plague spreads fast 😷
- I doth declare: hilarious! 📜
- My wit is forged in dragon fire 🐉
- Ye knights of the laugh table 🍽️
- Pun and punishment, medieval edition 🏛️
- Beware the lance of laughs 💥
- I keep it noble and chuckle-worthy 🎩
🧠 Conclusion
From gallant groans to pun-ishing wordplay, these knight puns are your ticket to a laugh-worthy quest. If you’re a medieval meme lord or just looking for chivalrous chuckles, your pun sword is now sharp and ready. Go forth and pun with honor!
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