Whether you’re a Halloween fanatic, a horror movie lover, or just someone who enjoys a good old pun, these 1007+ mummy puns are here to resurrect your funny bone.
From spooky giggles to ancient wordplay, this collection is creepily cute and punstoppable. So unwrap your sense of humor—because these jokes are tomb-much fun to miss!
Mummy Puns One Liners
- I told my mummy I’d be back in a scarab second 🐞
- I’m wrapped up in love with Halloween 🎃
- You can’t tomb me down! ⚰️
- That joke was so funny, it made me unravel 😂
- I’ve got no guts but lots of spirit 👻
- I may be dead, but my dance moves slay 🪩
- Don’t pharaoh-get to laugh today 👑
- I’m a real wrap star at parties 🎤
- Just here for the sarcophagiggles 🏺
- You can’t scarab me, I’m already dead 💀
- I put the boo in ancient history 👻
- I came back to life just to tell this joke 🧟
- Let’s keep things under wraps 🤐
- I feel papyrus-tly good today 📜
- Call me mummylicious 😎
Mummy Puns for Halloween
- I’m dying to go trick-or-treating 💀
- Wrapped and ready for Halloween chills 🧻
- Tomb sweet tomb 🏠
- This costume is to die for 👗
- Creeping it real with my ancient squad 👣
- Don’t make me unravel on Halloween night 😱
- I’ve got a bone to pick with candy lovers 🍬
- Don’t ghost me, I’m already a mummy 👻
- That costume is mummified perfection 🏆
- I’ve got that undead glow ✨
- This Halloween, I’m going full wrap mode 🌀
- You’re never too old to get wrapped up in fun 🎊
- Haunted by how good I look tonight 💁♂️
- I’m the life of the afterparty 💃
Halloween Mummy Puns
- Mummy needs more candy! 🍭
- You’ve been wrapped and zapped this Halloween ⚡
- I’m not a ghost, I’m just pre-loved 🩹
- That party was to tomb for 🎉
- Let’s dig up some fun tonight 🔍
- Wrap battle champion, Halloween edition 🥇
- Just a mummy out on the town 🏙️
- Ghoul-friends don’t let each other unravel 🧶
- Living my best afterlife 🛌
- Too cute to spook but always wrapped 💕
- Mummy’s got tricks and treats up her sleeves 🧙♀️
- Don’t make me scream in ancient Egyptian! 🗣️
- That’s how I roll on Halloween 🧻
- Making the graveyard shift fashionable 💄
- Serving undead looks all night 😈
Funny Mummy Puns
- My sense of humor is eternally preserved 😂
- I can’t keep it together—I’m unraveling 🤯
- I’m just here for the scarabs and giggles 🐞
- You’ve got me wrapped around your tomb 🧡
- Who’s your mummy now? 😏
- I’m older than your grandma’s grandma 👵
- Being this funny is a curse 🤪
- Mummified and meme-worthy 📸
- You’re not ancient—you’re just vintage 😉
- My dating life is dead and buried ⚰️
- Brains? Nah, I run on sarcasm 🧠
- I’m wrapped in mystery and poor decisions 🕵️
- My walk is more of a creep shuffle 🚶♂️
- That joke aged like a 3000-year-old pharaoh 🧓
- I’ve got bandages older than your Wi-Fi 📶
Egyptian Mummy Puns
- I just flew in from the Nile—boy, are my wraps tired 🌊
- Can’t talk, I’m pharaoh-ciously busy 👑
- Cairo-d my best at this pun 😂
- That’s what I call a curse-y compliment 😅
- I walk like an Egyptian…with arthritis 🏺
- My tomb has better Wi-Fi than your house 📡
- I’m not bossy, I’m just pharaoh-midable 💼
- You think you’ve got sand problems? Try living in a pyramid 🏖️
- I’m all wrapped up in my desert drama 🌵
- Even Anubis thinks I’m funny 🐕🦺
- That pun was sphinx-tacular 🦁
- Cleopatra got nothing on me 💁
- I put the “Aahh!” in Giza 🗿
- Ra bless this mess ☀️
- I was raised in the Valley of the LOLs 🌄
Mummy Puns for Kids
- Mummies don’t say “boo,” they say “bandage!” 🩹
- What’s a mummy’s favorite music? Wrap! 🎶
- Why did the mummy stay in bed? He was tuckered tomb 😴
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Mummy! Mummy who? Mummy of the year! 🏆
- Why don’t mummies take vacations? They can’t relax 🏖️
- What do mummies use to fix their cars? Masking tape! 🚗
- Why did the mummy get an award? He was wrapped up in success 🎖️
- What did the mummy say at the party? Let’s wrap! 🎁
- What game do mummies play? Hide and shriek! 🙈
- What kind of snacks do mummies love? Cheese wrap-tures! 🧀
- Mummies are tomb-tastic 🧡
- Why are mummies so calm? They know how to chill in a crypt 🧊
- What’s a mummy’s favorite sport? Wrap-sketball 🏀
- Mummy loves you forever and ever! 💖
- Why did the kid dress up as a mummy? To scare up some candy! 🍬
Conclusion
If you’re looking to scare up some laughs, caption your Halloween pics, or bring ancient Egypt to life, these mummy puns deliver the deadpan humor you’re after.
From classic wraps to witty one-liners, there’s a pun here for every spooky soul—kids and grown-ups alike. So this Halloween, get wrapped up in fun and make everyone howl with laughter!
