🕸️ Swing into a web of laughter! Whether you’re a Marvel maniac, a meme lover, or just someone who appreciates pun-derful wordplay, these 1709+ Spiderman puns are here to thwip your boredom away.
From Peter Parker one-liners to web-slinging wit, this collection will have you crawling up walls—with laughter. So tighten your spandex, cue the theme song, and let’s dive into the pun multiverse that even Doctor Strange can’t compete with!
Spiderman Puns for Birthday 🎂
- Hope your birthday swings into action just like Spidey 🕸️
- Another year older but still climbing walls like a pro 🧗
- You must be radioactive, because you’re glowing today ⚡
- Don’t bug out, it’s your special day 🐞
- Time to party like you’re saving the multiverse 🪩
- Cake? Web it up and bring it over 🍰
- Just hanging around to say happy birthday 🎉
- May your age rise like Spiderman’s box office numbers 🎬
- Even the Green Goblin couldn’t ruin your day 💣
- With great birthdays comes great celebration 🥳
- Your birthday is so amazing, even Aunt May would approve 👵
- Hope your day is stickier than Spidey’s web (in a good way) 🕸️
- This birthday is going to be far from home… and far from boring ✈️
- Hope you’re caught in a web of presents 🎁
- Swing into the best year of your life 🎈
Spiderman Puns for Valentines Day 💘
- You’ve webbed my heart 🕸️
- I’m stuck on you like Peter’s web 💕
- You’re my Mary Jane every day 💋
- Our love is more tangled than Spidey’s webs 😍
- Swing into my arms, Valentine 🥰
- Let’s make this Valentine far from lonely 🌹
- I’d fight the Sinister Six for just one kiss 😘
- You’re amazing, spectacular, and ultimate 💖
- I spider-sensed we were meant to be 🧠
- You make my heart leap like Spidey on patrol 💓
- Let’s stick together like Parker and trouble 🪢
- You’re my friendly neighborhood soulmate 🌆
- You webbed my soul from the first glance ✨
- Even Venom couldn’t pull us apart 🖤
- We’ve got a love worth rebooting over and over 🔁
Funny Spiderman Puns 😂
- Spiderman’s favorite drink? Web-soda 🥤
- Why doesn’t Spidey use his webs for laundry? Too clingy 🧺
- Peter Parker’s favorite app? Insta-web 📱
- Why did Spidey break up with his mirror? It reflected his spider-side 🪞
- What’s Spiderman’s worst fear? Bug spray 😱
- Spidey’s least favorite fruit? Blue Gob-limes 🍋
- He told a joke so bad, even Uncle Ben felt it from the grave 🧓
- Why did Spidey fail his test? Too caught up in web-series 📺
- Spiderman doesn’t like fast food—it gets stuck in his web 🕸️
- Why did Peter Parker go broke? Too many web-hosting fees 💸
- Don’t trust a spider with your secrets—they spin everything 🗣️
- Spidey got fired from the bakery—too many sticky buns 🧁
- Spidey’s bad at poker—he can’t bluff with spider-sense 🃏
- He joined the circus—called it the Amazing Webman 🎪
- Spiderman’s favorite sport? Wall-ball, obviously 🏐
Bad Spiderman Puns 😬
- You must be my web history because I can’t delete you 🗑️
- Our love is like web fluid—limited and messy 🧴
- You make my spider-sense say “meh” 🙄
- You’re like a rebooted Spiderman movie—unnecessary 🎞️
- Let’s swing through awkward silence together 🤐
- Even Doc Ock wouldn’t touch that pickup line 🦑
- I’ve fallen for you… off a building 🏢
- You’re more confusing than the Spidey multiverse 🔄
- This relationship? More tangled than his web 🧶
- I tried to catch your love… but I’m out of webs 🕸️
- Our chemistry? As dead as Uncle Ben 💀
- You’re like MJ in the first movie—distant and confusing 🎭
- My love for you vanished faster than Peter in Endgame ✨
- If I were Spiderman, I’d swing away from this date 🏃
- You make me feel like the fifth reboot—forgotten 🧍
Spiderman Puns One Liners 🕷️
- I’m totally stuck on you
- You’ve tangled up my heart
- With great love comes great responsibility
- You webbed my attention
- You’re my ultimate catch
- My love’s stronger than Vibranium
- We’re swinging into something special
- Can I be the Peter to your MJ?
- You’re amazing, just like Spider-Man
- I’d swing across dimensions for you
- You’re the web to my sling
- Love hit me like a radioactive spider
- You’re stickier than web fluid
- Falling for you is my spidey power
- Together, we’re webbed in destiny
Conclusion 🧠
If you’re swinging into someone’s DMs or just need a laugh to lighten your day, these Spiderman puns deliver superhero-sized fun. From flirty lines to funny fails, they’re perfect for any Marvel fan ready to bring some humor into their world. Now go on—spin your charm like Spidey slings webs!
